This is a good look. Latex-heavy, sure, but it's polished. It'll look good on someone. Gal Gadot, Uma Thurman.

Right now you're like, "These two seem fine. Why so cranky?"

And then we see whatever terrible leather sin THAT coat is hiding.

Lather...

... rinse...

... REPEAT.

The hits of color are really welcome -- this show has been dark in the past -- but latex? It's so Kardashian of them.

Again, that's a great, chic look, except who wants to take those pants on and off?

I do maybe wish I led this life.

But then, a bra and leather Bermuda shorts? No.

This is the Saint Laurent version of Jodie Sawyer at the end of Center Stage.

This shirt is hideousssss.

Earmark THAT for the VMAs.

Give Cate Blanchett that shirt.

Those are musical notes, not a shirt.

I'm sure this DID at least look cool in person, but how could anyone SEE?

The Lighting at Saint Laurent Was... Suboptimal

What is going on here?