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Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780al) Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

I have been staring at Miley's legs for a while now, and I think she is actually wearing shorts, shredded sparkly leggings, and then boots. That, or the shorts are attached to the shredded sparkles, making them technically one garment even though they are very different parts. From a distance looks cool and is even working a light Madonna vibe -- it's the hair and the cat-eye -- but the closer you get, the harder you see it trying. 

Keanu Reeves

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780au) Keanu Reeves Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

Keanu is very, very good at having a Reevesissance. I feel like there have been several over the years -- the Sad Keanu meme, the beginning of the John Wick series, his cameo now in Always Be My Maybe, and others -- and all they ever do is inspire greater affection. That's hard to do.

Finn Wittrock

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780as) Finn Wittrock Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

His photo was originally captioned "Funny wittrock," and indeed, that did make me laugh. He is very cute, and I cannot tell what is on his shirt. They look like silver sneezes.

Amber Valletta

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/Shutterstock (10286623z) Amber Valletta Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

All I can hear is the JAWS theme.

Amber Heard

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780n) Amber Heard Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

None of these clothes give me any sense of what the Saint Laurent personality is. Maybe the personality is to HAVE no personality. Esquire called the aesthetic "bold but not brazen," which is a word salad that to me cancels itself out.

Sebastian Stan

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780ay) Sebastian Stan Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

I mean, he looks good, but not in anything you couldn't also get at Banana Republic

Laura Dern

Mandatory Credit: Photo by John Salangsang/WWD/Shutterstock (10286623t) Laura Dern Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

She fared REASONABLY well, but I prefer an actual jacket to an open leather button-down shirt.

Nicole Richie

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780v) Nicole Richie Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

The 80s shoulders on this really suit her

Anja Rubik

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780aq) Anja Rubik Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

I was going to call that a leather loincloth, but it's not even really covering her loins.

21 Savag

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (10286780ao) 21 Savage Saint Laurent Show, Arrivals, Spring Summer 2020, Los Angeles, USA - 06 Jun 2019

"Yeah, I don't trust these people. I'm going to wear my skin as a shirt instead."

Saint Laurent's Front Row is All Black Pants and Biker Chic
Starring Miley, Liam, two Ambers, and Hailey.

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