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# Salma Hayek Debuted "Magic Mike's Last Dance" In a Mesh Bag
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/salma-hayek-debuted-magic-mikes-last-dance-in-a-mesh-bag-01-2023/
- Published: 2023-01-26T15:00:22.000Z
- Updated: 2023-01-26T05:24:19.000Z
- Description: Apt.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

I like to imagine Channing Tatum here is saying the same thing I did: "HOLY SHIT, Salma!" Channing obviously would mean/does mean it as a compliment, and actually, so do I, as far as her bod is concerned. The outfit looks like she runs a strip club called Garden of Eden -- perhaps that's the prequel, *Magic Mike's First Dance* \-- but I mean, she's 56\. If she can get herself into a naked bag with that level of confidence, congrats, and yes, holy shit. I would spend the whole night fretting about a LOT of things, not least of which would be whether I had any kind of wedgie.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2023/01/GettyImages-1246541774-1674708357.jpg ""Magic Mike's Last Dance" World Premiere")

Which does appear to be en route. She IS mortal, after all. Some physics cannot be defeated.

###### \[Photo: Alexander Tamargo/Getty Images\]