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# Salma Hayek Looks Like a Glamorous Magician...
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/salma-hayek-looks-like-a-glamorous-magician-10-2023/
- Published: 2023-10-26T15:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2023-10-25T23:56:30.000Z
- Description: ....not in a bad way?
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:24

Give this woman a top hat and cue the cavalcade of hacky "I'd let HER saw me in half jokes," but honestly I probably *would* let her saw me in half. Even without the hat!

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