> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Salma Hayek: Sartorial headache? - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/salma-hayek-sartorial-headache/ - Published: 2016-12-26T08:16:04.000Z - Updated: 2016-12-26T06:27:53.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49 ## In Gucci (I think) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201616-1482386657.jpg) 52158774 Couple Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault are spotted out at a doctors office in Beverly Hills, California on August 29, 2016\. The pair could be seen holding hands as they made their way down the street. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 This is Exhibit A, but it could also work as Exhibits B through H. She looks like Helena Bonham Carter's primmer cousin. I'm also pretty sure those shoes are a torture device. ## In Gucci ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201621-1482386731.jpg) Oh my God, her sewing mice got into the peyote again. ## Ditto ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20169-1482386556.jpg) 52192767 Celebrities attend the Stella McCartney show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Stella McCartney show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Francois-Henri Pinault, Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY Somehow it's the sunglasses that really seal the weirdness for me here. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201620-1482386720.jpg) 51949676 Celebrities at the Mexico premiere of 'El Profeta' at the Cinepolis Plaza Carso in Mexico City, Mexico on January 17, 2016\. Celebrities at the Mexico premiere of 'El Profeta' at the Cinepolis Plaza Carso in Mexico City, Mexico on January 17, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 This looks mostly nice, though. A little wrinkled here and there, but otherwise very relaxed, which is not something I often associate with her style (the previous slide aside). ## In More Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201610-1482386570.jpg) 52007810 "Everly" actress Salma Hayek waves to fans as she arrives at "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on March 29, 2016 in Hollywood, California. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 We are only a couple slides in, and I already need her to just stop with the Gucci already. I know they basically own the brand, but.. maybe buy another brand that's better. She looks like luggage. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20164-1482386481.jpg) 52058881 Celebrities attend the Kering Dinner for "Women in Motion" during the 69th Cannes International Film Festival on May 15, 2016\. Celebrities attend the Kering Dinner for "Women in Motion" during the 69th Cannes International Film Festival on May 15, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY,NO WEBSITE USE Salma wants the bride to know that she hated EVERY MINUTE of this wedding. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201611-1482386585.jpg) 52100588 Celebrities at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Septembers Of Shiraz' at the Museum Of Tolerance in Los Angeles, California on June 21, 2016\. Celebrities at the Los Angeles premiere of 'Septembers Of Shiraz' at the Museum Of Tolerance in Los Angeles, California on June 21, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE This was for something called *Septembers of Shiraz*, which is so perfect because she looks like a Real Housewife in this, and "Septembers in Shiraz" sounds like a chapter title in one of their autobiographies. ## In Giambattista Valli ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20163-1482386465.jpg) 52193091 Celebrities attend the Giambattista Valli show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Celebrities attend the Giambattista Valli show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2017 on October 3, 2016 in Paris, France. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA ONLY This dress appears to have a bib that matches its cummerbund. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20161-1482386434.jpg) Exclusive... 52186878 Celebrities and Guests pictured on location filming for 'Jamie and Jimmy's Food Fight Club' on Southend Pier in Essex, England on September 12, 2016\. Celebrities and Guests pictured on location filming for 'Jamie and Jimmy's Food Fight Club' on Southend Pier in Essex, England on September 12, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY Even when she looks basically normal, she's got the flashy Gucci belt buckle. WE KNOW, SALMA. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20165-1482386494.jpg) 51973541 Stars are spotted on the set of 'Drunk Parents' filming in New York City, New York on February 17, 2016\. The movie tells the story of two drunk parents who attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes. Stars are spotted on the set of 'Drunk Parents' filming in New York City, New York on February 17, 2016\. The movie tells the story of two drunk parents who attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 Here she looks comfortable as she mills around the set of a movie. I only included it so that we can discuss that the movie is called Drunk Parents, co-stars Alec Baldwin, and is described thusly: "The movie tells the story of two drunk parents who attempt to hide their ever increasing financial difficulties from their daughter and social circle through elaborate neighborhood schemes." I look forward to watching it on a plane, most likely while making horrified faces at Jessica. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20167-1482386526.jpg) I don't even know what's happening here. It's like a cross between Kris Jenner, Zooey Deschanel, and Elpheba. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20166-1482386511.jpg) 52249286 Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016\. Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY Those are being squeezed so hard that I'm genuinely concerned they'll lactate just from sense memory. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-20168-1482386540.jpg) 52189732 Celebrities attending The Women’s Media Center 2016 Women’s Media Awards in New York City, NY on September 29, 2016\. Celebrities attending The Women’s Media Center 2016 Women’s Media Awards in New York City, NY on September 29, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 Perhaps only ONE of her shoulders has a feather allergy. ## In Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201612-1482386598.jpg) 52217710 Celebrities at the 2016 LACMA Art + Film Gala held at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Los Angeles, California on October 29, 2016\. Celebrities at the 2016 LACMA Art + Film Gala held at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art in Los Angeles, California on October 29, 2016\. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE I feel like a lot of what's pretty here is being thrown off by how we're all staring at her strapless bra. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201614-1482386629.jpg) How long ago do we think that came out of her suitcase? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201622-1482386741.jpg) I'm sure that's another Gucci jacket -- it's like Jared Leto's, but personalized for her -- and Salma looks fine, but unfortunately for her Jada Pinkett Smith is winning the SHIT out of this appearance. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201619-1482386705.jpg) 51949198 Salma Hayek attends the photocall for 'El Profeta' at St. Regis Hotel in Mexico City, Mexico on January 16, 2016\. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 This is totally sleek and lovely, though. ## In Gucci ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/FFN_Bolt_Usain_FFUK_112816_52242860-1482566677.jpg) 52242860 Celebrities attend the World Premiere of 'I Am Bolt' at Odeon Leicester Square on November 28, 2016 in London, England. Celebrities attend the World Premiere of 'I Am Bolt' at Odeon Leicester Square on November 28, 2016 in London, England. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY "I... am... your singing telegram..." ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201613-1482386614.jpg) 52144713 Celebrities attend the premiere Of Sony's 'Sausage Party' at Regency Village Theatre on August 9, 2016 in Westwood, California. Celebrities attend the premiere Of Sony's 'Sausage Party' at Regency Village Theatre on August 9, 2016 in Westwood, California. Pictured: Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 The top is going to a key party, and the pants think she's Liza Minnelli ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201617-1482386675.jpg) 52144654 Sausage Party Premiere held at The Regency Village Theatre in Westwood, California on 8/9/16\. Sausage Party Premiere held at The Regency Village Theatre in Westwood, California on 8/9/16\. Salma Hayek FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 I'll just leave this here. [Salma Hayek: Just How Bad A Year Was It, Really?A probing investigation.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/12/salma-hayek-201621-1482386731.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/salma-hayek-just-how-bad-a-year-was-it-really-12-2016/)