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# Salma Hayek Turns to Leopard
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/salma-hayek-turns-to-leopard-10-2021/
- Published: 2021-10-18T18:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2021-10-18T01:23:55.000Z
- Description: And have we all. At least emotionally.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Elie Saab, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18

All I know is that I now DESPERATELY need Salma Hayek to starring in a prestige drama as the head of a dysfunctional, dramatic crime family. She'll wear flashy prints and loud dresses and occasionally order the murder of a former lover who turned state's evidence, and the critics will *love it.*

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