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Monica Cruz
'On the Fringe' premiere, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 16 Sep 2022
To add confusion, somehow Informative Caption labeled this as Juliette Binoche. That is not a choice in Penelope Or Monica!! This game has no Option C!
Penelope Cruz
NO USE IN SPAIN
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Actress Penelope Cruz on her arrival at the presentation of the film 'On the Fringe' at the San Sebastian International Film Festival, September 16, 2022
'On the Fringe' premiere, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 16 Sep 2022
See what I mean, though? You MIGHT be able to convince yourself Monica is Penelope, but once you see Penelope it's clear. (I like her dress. She got the better of the two frocks, but Monica got more fun shoes.)
Monica Cruz
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Monica Cruz during National Cinematrogy Award to Penelope Cruz during 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival at Victoria Eugenia Theatre on September 17, 2022 in Donostia
National Cinematrogy Award photocall, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 17 Sep 2022
This one is more clearly Monica, although again, you could convince yourself it's Pene in a wig.
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Penelope Cruz receives National Cinematrogy Award during 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival at Victoria Eugenia Theatre on September 17, 2022 in Donostia / San Sebastian, Spain
National Cinematrogy Award photocall, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 17 Sep 2022
This is such a weird picture of Penelope; this photographer was stuck down in front and she looks really two-dimensional. This badly needed different shoes.
Juliette Binoche
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Juliette Binoche
'Both Sides of the Blade' premiere, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 18 Sep 2022
And this is Monica again. KIDDING, this is option C, Juliette Binoche, looking exactly like Juliette Binoche. And wearing a satin poncho that I like better than anything she's got on underneath it.
Juliette Binoche
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Juliette Binoche
'Both Sides of the Blade' photocall, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 18 Sep 2022
I appreciate Juliette's casualwear here. That cut of trouser is TRICKY but she's navigating it.
Juliette Binoche
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Juliette Binoche 'Winter Boy' photocall, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 19 Sep 2022
She is wearing Dad Pants, in fact. It's also very weird to see a belt that doesn't have a buckle in front. My eyes don't know what to do with that.
Olivia Wilde
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Olivia Wilde arrives at Maria Cristina Hotel during 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival
Arrivals, 70th San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain - 16 Sep 2022
Surprise! I guess there's an option D, and it's Olivia Wilde, who has nothing to do with any of this except that she was also present and we missed this look of hers on Monday. I truly don't know WHAT these pants are. Not mom jeans, not Dad pants really... MAYBE they're SImon Cowell trou. It looks like she has them cinched tighter than a drawstring trash bag, and their sheer volume makes her feet look so teeny. Those are good kicks, too. Down with alllll that denim.
