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# Sandra Bullock Gets Kinda Jazzy
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sandra-bullock-gets-kinda-jazzy-05-2018/
- Published: 2018-05-31T17:00:16.000Z
- Updated: 2018-05-31T03:54:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

From a distance, I saw this and was, predictably, squealing about the sparkles, thinking it was a dress. But you can probably already tell what I initially could not: It's pants.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2018/05/wenn34322097-1527729040.jpg "Sandra Bullock Arriving At The Jimmy Kimmel Show In Los Angeles.")

Beyond my knee-jerk mistrust of jumpsuits: Knowing it's pants makes the length and cut awkward to me. If "jumpsuit" is the requirement, then I think either make it longer and then maybe lean into the loose leg, or taper it and keep it ankle-length; the current state of affairs just makes me wish it were a cocktail dress. Overall, though, isn't Sandy giving bigtime Junior J.Lo vibes here? I don't hate that for her, to be honest. It's like all the inherent coolness and sass of J.Lo without the accompanying HOLA LOVERS EVERY GARMENT IS ALSO A WINDOW.

###### \[Photos: WENN\]