
Okay, so my "best of trou, worst of trou" quip on the homepage was hyperbole. These are not the worst of trou. They're not that bad. Or are they? No, they're not. But something about the paper bag waist, the rise, and the flare is contributing to giving her... let's call it Aerobics Crotch. You know, that thing where, especially in the '80s, people wore leotards over tights and so it just really highlighted the ol' pelvic triangle. I don't love the geometry of it all here.

However, she WAS correct to have ditched whatever this wrap is. It just sits there like a swollen claw.

BUT THEN! We have this totally adorable suit, for which I do not have a credit -- speak up, brand! -- and with the perfect color blouse underneath. I LOVE this. And even though she's getting blown sideways by that windstorm, I bet she does too.

Yeah. She's feeling it. AS SHE SHOULD.
