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# Sarah Jessica Fugker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sarah-jessica-fugker-06-2013/
- Published: 2013-06-07T18:00:08.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:01:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

Okay, I'm sorry -- I know Sarah Jessica Parker is just out picking up her daughter from school, but I can't ignore this.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/spl557228_010.xml "Sarah Jessica Parker ")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=826601&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Lady, you are FORTY-EIGHT YEARS OLD. Not four, nor eighty-four, which are about the only two ages when you can get a pass for wearing twee mid-shin socks with bright sandals -- the former because you're a toddler and the latter because you're potentially senile. It's like she's trying so hard to be *darling*, because *darling* used to be her hallmark and she doesn't want to outgrow it. But this isn't darling; it's just strange. It vaults her toward the demographic of Edna Who Brought That Neat Ambrosia Salad To Bridge That One Time.

\[Photo: Splash\]