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# Sarah Jessica Parker Is Dressed Kind of Like a Shiny Witch
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sarah-jessica-parker-is-dressed-kind-of-like-a-shiny-witch-05-2019/
- Published: 2019-05-30T19:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2019-05-30T00:49:00.000Z
- Description: Also she just full-on gave up on finding the right bra. Respect.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

I'd like to formally congratulate Sarah Jessica Parker on being able to wear a dress made of that crinkly cellophane that fancy wine shoppes wrap around gift bottles. One error might be her not taking a long strand of colorful straw to use as a belt and really lean into the Gift Basket Couture. Perhaps she could also stick some confetti inside her bra?

In all sincerity: While this fabric DOES remind me of the corporate gift basket you might get from your town's most organized coven of witches, she *also* looks good in it. After all, two things can be true -- and she DOES have Iconic Witch Shenanigans on her CV.

I also appreciate that she just say eff it when it came to finding a bra that actually works with this dress's low back:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2019/05/d90036742da-1559176880.jpg "Celebrities Attend Press Night for The Starry Messenger at Wyndham's Theatre")

Why pretend?

###### \[Photos: Ian West/PA Images/INSTARimages.com, Nils Jorgensen/INSTARimages.com\]