Olivia Wilde in Valentino

This was shown on the runway with what look like heinous pink dress crocs, so Olivia's shoes are at least an improvement. But I think the hairdo with this is leaning way too hard into the dress's childlike aspects, to the point where she almost looks like she's going as an 8-year old for Halloween.

Jennifer Garner in Michael Kors

There is a perfectly serviceable sparkly black minidress under there. I am confused why it has been eaten by a fringe curtain from the local fortune teller's lair.

Dakota Fanning in D&G

Well, thank you, D&G, for not making me look around for a credit. You put the tag right there on this inside-out-look dress, which may not work aesthetically but it's sure convenient for me. But... I'm not clear on the dog paw print's purpose? I think I'll keep her head and downvote the rest.

Leona Lewis

Bombshell. I love how sophistcated she looks in this.

Tamron Hall

And then Tamron strolled up in a velvet (?) urine-colored turtleneck caftan and DARED US ALL to tell her it doesn't work. And indeed, I can't. She is giving that more life than I ever thought possible.

I Don't Have a Pithy Headline For This Save The Children Event

Herein lies J.Gar, an Olivia, a Fanning, a singer, and Tamron Hall.