TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 07: Angelina Jolie attends the premiere of "Couture" during the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival at Princess of Wales Theatre on September 07, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images)
I appreciate Angelina making a return to Sexy. Even if it's technically Sexy Coatdress. (I know people don't like this hair color on her but I love it, so sue me. SEE YOU IN COURT.)
Scarlett Johansson
TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 08: Scarlett Johansson attends the premiere of "Eleanor the Great" during the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival at Roy Thomson Hall on September 08, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Robin Marchant/Getty Images)
This dress is technically very pretty but the lighting here is making her skin the exact same color.
June Squibb and Scarlett Johansson
TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 08: (L-R) June Squibb and Scarlett Johansson attend the premiere of "Eleanor the Great" during the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival at Roy Thomson Hall on September 08, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
It works much better here, in natural light. La Squibb looks divine. (ScarJo always did seem like a person who would be nice to your grandma, and who you could trust to be respectful and friendly to all your elderly neighbors and help them if they need it. Like when Lady Gaga was always so sweet with Tony Bennett. You know that woman was helping grannies across the street while she was also dressed up like a parrot or something.)
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson of "Eleanor The Great" at the Variety Studio during the Toronto International Film Festival held at The St. Regis Toronto on September 07, 2025 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Tracey Biel/Variety via Getty Images)
Insert my usual SOUNDLESS BLATHER about the length of these pants, which I will never fully endorse but maybe should because I have some in my closet that I am too lazy to take to the tailor. The rest of this is spiff!
Elle Fanning in Valentino
TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 04: Elle Fanning attends the premiere of "Sentimental Value" during the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival at Princess of Wales Theatre on September 04, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images)
Sophisticated!
Anya Taylor-Joy
Anya Taylor-Joy of "Sacrifice" at the Variety Studio during the Toronto International Film Festival held at The St. Regis Toronto on September 07, 2025 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Tracey Biel/Variety via Getty Images)
This is totally unremarkable and as such, it is fine. I like that she's rocking the wavy hair!
Anya Taylor-Joy in Dior
TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 06: Anya Taylor-Joy attends the premiere of "Sacrifice" during the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival at Princess of Wales Theatre on September 06, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images)
This dress is cool, and it's certainly in her stylistic wheelhouse. (I sort of itch to see her try something different. Like, wouldn't it be fun to see her in Rick Owns or something?)
Sydney Sweeney in Erdem
TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 05: Sydney Sweeney attends the premiere of "Christy" during the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival at Princess of Wales Theatre on September 05, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)
I think this dress is gorgeous. I read this was custom, but it is not; here it is on the runway. I miss the structure on the skirt, and it also simply does not fit her.
Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney of "Christy" at the Variety Studio during the Toronto International Film Festival held at The St. Regis Toronto on September 06, 2025 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Tracey Biel/Variety via Getty Images)
Sydney Sweeney of "Christy" at the Variety Studio during the Toronto International Film Festival held at The St. Regis Toronto on September 06, 2025 in Toronto, Canada. (Photo by Tracey Biel/Variety via Getty Images)
Sydney Sweeney
TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 05: Sydney Sweeney attends the "Christy" premiere party hosted by World Class Canada and Audi at Vinny during the Toronto International Film Festival on September 05, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Sonia Recchia/Getty Images for World Class Canada)
This is boring but fine! I can't complain now! (Even though I WANT to, about everyone here looking like a floating torso.)
Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney at the 2025 Road to the Golden Globes Party during the Toronto Film Festival at the Four Seasons Hotel Toronto on September 06, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by George Pimentel/Penske Media via Getty Images)
This is also fine if almost too boring the other way. I think it needed some kind of wild shoe, if nothing else. WILL I NEVER BE SATISFIED? (I do love her hair color.)
