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CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost attend the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

That's a very nice gown on her. Scarlett Johansson has never been on the edge of fashion, so she rarely surprises anyone. I will say that I had predicted a column, something hip-hugging, so the flowy skirt I GUESS counts as a surprise? But her brand is keeping it simple and just letting her face do it all, and that is working for her here.

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Scarlett Johansson attends the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

I also think of her as more a peachy-pink person than purple, so maybe she's surprised me twice! This is graceful and lovely and non-revolutionary and I think that's perfect for her.

Erin Kellyman, June Squibb, ScarJo

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Erin Kellyman, June Squibb and Scarlett Johansson of "Eleanor the Great" attend the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

June, naturally, is RADIANT. I love everything about this. Erin is lovely and I've not seen her in anything before; I wish I could see LESS of her in this, perhaps? It looks like a diaphanous sweatshirt she pulled down over a skirt.

Jodie Foster

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Jodie Foster attends the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

This event served as a double for Eleanor the Great and Vie privée, a French film starring Jodie Foster. She looks extremely cool here, and also as if that giant piece on her abdomen is secretly an alien remnant from Contact.

Mariska Hargitay

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Mariska Hargitay attends the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Dominique Charriau/WireImage)

I am really enjoying her going all-out.

Kimberley Garner

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Kimberley Garner attends the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Andreas Rentz/Getty Images)

Coming soon: The Bachelorette in Cannes. Bigger roses, bigger douchebags.

Georgina Chapman

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Georgina Chapman attends the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

Adrien Brody was there, too, but he looks exactly as you would imagine so I just decided to get a photo of Georgina alone. This dress is pretty spectacular.

Rose Bertram

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: Rose Bertram attends the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images)

It DOES feel like "no nudity" has meant more people defaulting to sparkles.

James Franco

CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 20: James Franco and Izabel Pakzad attend the "Vie Privée" (A Private Life) red carpet at the 78th annual Cannes Film Festival at Palais des Festivals on May 20, 2025 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

Dear God. First Shia La Beouf and now this dude? Which unwelcome force is next?

ScarJo Has Arrived in Cannes
Fresh off SNL.

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