Scarlett Johansson's Ghost in the Shell Promo Looks

Scarlett Johansson

I think this is the best of the bunch, FYI. It's very 80s -- which will be a trend here -- but in a way that at least feels chic and interesting.

Ghost In The Shell Seoul Press Conference

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - MARCH 17: Scarlett Johansson attends the official press conference ahead of the Seoul Premiere of the Paramount Pictures release "Ghost In The Shell" at the Grand Intercontinental Hotel on March 17, 2017 in Seoul, South Korea. (Photo by Han Myung-Gu/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

In which we learn that Scarlett has been binging The Americans lately and her goal is to dress just like Elizabeth.

Scarlett Johansson in Haney

TOKYO, JAPAN - MARCH 16: (L to R) Takeshi Kitano and Scarlett Johansson attend the official press conference ahead of the World Premiere of the Paramount Pictures release "Ghost In The Shell" at the Ritz Carlton Hotel on March 16, 2017 in Tokyo, Japan. (Photo by Christopher Jue/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

This is Takeshi Kitano, her co-star, with whom she appears quite lovestruck in this shot. What is NOT worth of adoration is that insanely outflattering thing she's wearing. READER, IT'S A PAJAMA JUMPSUIT. A pajumpsuit is the LAST THING YOU NEED RIGHT NOW, SCARLETT.

Scarlett Johansson in Azzedine Alaïa

SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA - MARCH 17: Scarlett Johansson attends the Korean Red Carpet Fan Event of the Paramount Pictures release "Ghost In The Shell" at Lotte World Tower Mall on March 17, 2017 in Seoul, South Korea. (Photo by Han Myung-Gu/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)

I don't care if Alaia IS a totally important designer. This is kind of a snooze.