That hat is basically a perfume bottle. This person is the house jester at the Court of Estee Lauder.
Listen, even Maleficent needs to swim.
This will absolutely see the light of day somewhere.
The boob on the right looks like it should be a spout of some kind. Like, push the top of the left one, and tea comes out the right.
Schiaparelli is one of those lines where it's GOOD to show all the angles.
This model even looks like Gaga, sort of, so I could see this being an attempt to woo her. But the boobs might hew too closely to Madonna's famed cone bras for Gaga
Jodie Turner-Smith
I want Martha Stewart to wear this while she's recovering at home from her foot surgery. She would. She'd just casually drop that on Instagram and possibly also criticize it lightly.
Billy Porter
ALSO Gaga, although Tracee Ellis Ross also would.
What... are the lower pendants here? One of them is a pelvis right?
Which is creepier to you: clear plastic shoes, or fake gold toes?
Camila Cabello, although I guess that might be a bit sheer for her Cinderella premieres.
Madonna?
We didn't really need the abs closeup, in the end, but you're getting it anyway.
There's your Hefty bag stole. With a breastplate, as one does.
Gemma Chan
Aishwarya Rai
Shades of Elle Fanning at Cannes (in Dior, though).
Cardi B?
WHEREFORE ART THOU QUEEN CELINE.