This had me staring to see if it was flesh or not (it's not, and it doesn't even really look like it, but you never do know).

Nothing in couture is by accident, but why does this LOOK that way?

Now we're talking.

This makes her boobs look like pincushions.

Time was, Gaga was the obvious suggestion for anything like this, but now you can throw in plenty of people. I thought of Doja Cat.

This ALSO looks like an accident, but likely isn't, so WHY.

This is ridiculous, so you know it'll turn up. I dare you, Nicole Kidman!

Megan Thee Stallion

Doja Cat would also wear this. So would a ton of people, frankly. Cara Delevingne, a Hadid or Kendall Jenner, Jodie Turner-Smith maybe (except that she's entrenched in Gucci)...

I want Gaga to wear that on one of those days when she's leaving a hotel and seeming to go nowhere in particular.

Naomi Campbell

Zendaya.

!!!!

This model reminds me faintly of Jessica Chastain, so what the hell, let's put it on her.

Let's go with Juliette Lewis, for a change.

You know SOMEONE will. Maybe Gaga.

Lily Collins might not be this avant garde, but she could try.

Schiaparelli's Couture Show Was a Museum-Like Curation

And in fact was AT a museum.