> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Schiaparelli Couture SS 2021 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/schiaparelli-couture-ss-2021/ - Published: 2021-01-28T18:45:11.000Z - Updated: 2021-01-27T06:46:41.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-001-1611649305.jpg) My quarantine abs look JUST like this. It's uncanny. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-002-1611649317.jpg) This is... those look like giant expensive jeweled sea slugs, and yet also, the dress as a whole reminds me of the Sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi. You know -- the mouth in the sand that Luke nearly falls into; it's freaky. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-003-1611649326.jpg) This feels like a science fiction movie waiting to happen. Humans carrying purses made in their torsos' images? Wuh. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-004-1611649333.jpg) When Angels Hang-Glide. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-005-1611649340.jpg) Steel-toed boots are so over. It's gold-toed boots now, WITH ACTUAL TOES. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-006-1611649349.jpg) Rita Ora has to be calling him now. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-007-1611649357.jpg) There's cargo pants, and then there's Safety Deposit Box pants. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-008-1611649365.jpg) I can absolutely see Beyonce or her mom in this. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-009-1611649373.jpg) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-010-1611649381.jpg) I have decided this was Gaga's Option B for singing the anthem. ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/01/schiaparelli-hc-po-s21-011-1611649390.jpg) Yes, the glasses, but HER PURSE HAS A NOSE. WITH A RING IN IT. Honestly, someone DOES need to make a horror movie out of these concepts, and that is not an insult. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-012-1611649399.jpg) This is hilariously underdone by comparison. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-013-1611649407.jpg) Do you want to carry a bag, or BE THE BAG? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-014-1611649415.jpg) I hope this is amazing. It looks like it should be. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-015-1611649422.jpg) HER DRESS IS HER EARRINGS ARE HER DRESS IS HER EARRINGS. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-016-1611649430.jpg) Take that, Tom Ford and your $15k breastplate! We have a breastFEEDING plate. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-017-1611649440.jpg) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-018-1611649450.jpg) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-019-1611649460.jpg) Lupita! Lupita! ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-020-1611649471.jpg) Saoirse should try that jacket. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-021-1611649480.jpg) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-022-1611649488.jpg) Issa Rae? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-023-1611649496.jpg) OMG and now from a breastfeeding breastplate to a WHOLE BUSTPLATE. ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-024-1611649506.jpg) ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/Schiaparelli-HC-PO-S21-025-1611649515.jpg) Gaga is clearly this man's muse. [Schiaparelli Follows Its Inaugural Moment With a Wacky Couture WeekIt is ROBUSTLY UNUSUAL.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/01/schiaparelli-hc-po-s21-011-1611649390.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/schiaparelli-follows-its-inaugural-moment-with-a-wacky-couture-week-01-2021/)