My quarantine abs look JUST like this. It's uncanny.
This is... those look like giant expensive jeweled sea slugs, and yet also, the dress as a whole reminds me of the Sarlacc pit in Return of the Jedi. You know -- the mouth in the sand that Luke nearly falls into; it's freaky.
This feels like a science fiction movie waiting to happen. Humans carrying purses made in their torsos' images? Wuh.
When Angels Hang-Glide.
Steel-toed boots are so over. It's gold-toed boots now, WITH ACTUAL TOES.
Rita Ora has to be calling him now.
There's cargo pants, and then there's Safety Deposit Box pants.
I can absolutely see Beyonce or her mom in this.
I have decided this was Gaga's Option B for singing the anthem.
Yes, the glasses, but HER PURSE HAS A NOSE. WITH A RING IN IT. Honestly, someone DOES need to make a horror movie out of these concepts, and that is not an insult.
This is hilariously underdone by comparison.
Do you want to carry a bag, or BE THE BAG?
I hope this is amazing. It looks like it should be.
HER DRESS IS HER EARRINGS ARE HER DRESS IS HER EARRINGS.
Take that, Tom Ford and your $15k breastplate! We have a breastFEEDING plate.
Lupita! Lupita!
Saoirse should try that jacket.
Issa Rae?
OMG and now from a breastfeeding breastplate to a WHOLE BUSTPLATE.
Gaga is clearly this man's muse.