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Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13731093ag) Doja Cat Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

It's certainly POSSIBLE she kept it on all day, went for dinner, hit up a piano bar, and twirled on a bridge, but it's MORE likely it was a whole lot of work for a couple photos in which she KIND OF looks like human Covid.

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13731093ac) Doja Cat Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

She really does look like the next pandemic. Or a horrific sunburn.

Ruth Wilson in Schiaparelli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13731093d) Ruth Wilson Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

Surely she's the murderess in a forthcoming Poirot tale?

Diane Kruger

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JM HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13731608j) Diane Kruger Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

This has a real Emily in Paris feel to it, and that's not entirely a compliment when you consider that Diane Kruger is a real person.

Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JM HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13731608q) Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

Speaking of EiP! She looks like she's about to flash her hot lover.

Christine Quinn

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JM HAEDRICH/SIPA/Shutterstock (13731608ag) Christine Quinn Schiaparelli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

It's good for her that she keeps getting invited to these, but not so great that I forget she exists in between shows.

Dove Cameron in Giambattista Valli

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13731932as) Dove Cameron Giambattista Valli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

Meanwhile, across town, Dove Cameron dressed up as a disaffected teenage Sugar Plum Fairy.

Simona Tabasco

Mandatory Credit: Photo by David Fisher/Shutterstock (13731932m) Simona Tabasco Giambattista Valli show, Arrivals, Haute Couture Fashion Week, Paris, France - 23 Jan 2023

And she looks like a glam genie.

Doja Cat Did NOT Wear a Lion Head to the Schiaparelli Show
Instead, she wore crystals.

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