Now THIS is some motherf'ing SWINTON.

Jared Leto should really branch out.

WOW. One skirt side, and then one different pant leg.

This WHOLE THING had better show up at the Golden Globes on, like, Annette Bening. 

Miley Cyrus.

Mandy Moore was at this show, and I could see her getting experimental with this.

Thandie Newton.

Storm Reid. Or Lili Reinhart. 

Melania Trump.

This feels like the most LIKELY candidate to be worn because there is a lower degree of difficulty. It's very Carey Mulligan/Felicity Jones, but they're both Dior acolytes.

If Hailee Steinfeld is feeling VERY rock and roll...

This could jibe with Leslie Mann's fun tastes, but I think she'd take off the embelli

Emilia Clarke?

Lady Gaga, full stop.

Janelle Monae is not this colorful, generally, but she MIGHT decide to try. Or Tessa Thompson.

Hmm. Kidman might. Also, I just noticed this is Jaime King! It's nice to see her doing the rounds on the catwalk again.

Schiaparelli's Show Is A Volcano Of Quirk

Yes, that's a flamingo head made out of other flamingoes.