This collection is very into boobs. Let's just be clear about that. But not your OWN boobs. The construction of OTHER boobs.
That lacing is neat.
These, on the model, look like high-fashion snorkel masks.
Those earrings look like little clutch purses. This whole outfit feels like a wink to that anecdote about Chanel buttons -- the tweed is VERY Chanel, but with Schiaparelli flourishes.
Gold Squares: A Commitment to a Theme.
Naturally they are mostly body parts: ears, nipples, eyes.
Dear Reader, how does one use the restroom in this? We ask that a lot, but I think we may finally have reached the apex of Mount What Do You Do In The Stall.
That flower feels treacherous. The model has a very Gaga aura, so maybe this was meant to appeal to her, or evoke her at least.
These shoes are unreal. It's like she strapped tables to her feet.
That coat is like being hugged by Snuffleupagus.
You may not have needed a close-up of the breast purse, since you could see it very well in the last shot, but I got you one anyway. Presents!!!
I would like to buy gold abs for bathing suit season, please and thank you.
I hope that giant ear is an iPhone case.
This purse reminds me of the year Thom Browne made very pendulous boob sweaters.
I love this suit and want to see Michaela Coel in it, hopefully winning an Emmy.
Rihanna should pop out of Bristol Farms in that headgear.
Who needs pedicures!?!?
Let's draw abs on all our t-shirts.
Phew! Gesundheit.
I kind of want Kanye to wear this into space.
A glovehatscarf! Magical AND perplexing.
