PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Kylie Jenner attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
Our service didn't have a photo of her dress in full, but she put one on her Instagram inside a VERY long carousel entirely devoted to how nobody correctly accounted for her boobs. The soundtrack to that entire gallery should be me heaving a giant sigh.
Doja Cat
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Doja Cat attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Doja looks like an exotic bird that opened a cabaret at the zoo.
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Doja Cat attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
I feel like we all needed a close-up of the hat (?), which looks like a cat sitting backward on her head.
Maria Sharapova
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Maria Sharapova attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/Getty Images)
Those pants are not even a hot mess. They're a cold mess.
Kelly Rutherford
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Kelly Rutherford attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
She must be very well-connected in France (I think she lives there now, right?). That looks really, really lovely on her.
Selma Blair
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Selma Blair attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
THE HAIR BRAID NECKTIE. Is that... extensions attached to her head, or...?!??! I am SO glad she gave me something sort of creepy to look at so I don't have to think of another way to talk about those pants.
Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Philippine Leroy-Beaulieu attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
Her glasses are a hoot.
Anitta
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Anitta attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
I feel like... the bracelets and the lower third of this are interesting?
Sabrina Elba
PARIS, FRANCE - JUNE 24: Sabrina Elba attends the Schiaparelli Haute Couture Fall/Winter 2024-2025 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on June 24, 2024 in Paris, France. (Photo by Pierre Suu/Getty Images)
