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Regina King

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Regina King, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

I think Regina is wearing this with trousers, and I might have liked it better if it were just a sleek column skirt? I'm not in love with it anyway, though -- something about the top just looks like it USED to have Shakespearean bloomers attached.

Gabrielle Union

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Gabrielle Union, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

Gabrielle's top is ALSO a little cockamamie. Or just cockeyed.

Angela Bassett

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Taraji P. Henson, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

This looks like someone tagged her with gold spray paint, and drew two people dancing on her chest.

Natasha Lyonne

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Natasha Lyonne, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

Oh, man, the face on the purses is eerie enough, but the face on the CHEST is wacky.

with Olivia Wilde

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: (L-R) Olivia Wilde, wearing Schiaparelli, and Natasha Lyonne, wearing Schiaparelli, are seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

Also, the leather socks are a choice. A very, very hot choice, and I don't mean hot in the "sexy" way. I mean hot in the Rivers of Sweat sense. As for Olivia...

Olivia Wilde

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Olivia Wilde, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

... this suit is GREAT and she looks super in it.

Taraji P. Henson

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Taraji P. Henson, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

Sexy!

Joey King

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Joey King, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

Boob roses. Got it. Also, the gold-toe shoes will never NOT creep me out.

Scout Willis and Demi Moore

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: (L-R) Scout Willis, wearing Schiaparelli, and Demi Moore, wearing Schiaparelli, are seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

This suit makes me think of a cello -- or other string instrument in the family -- and the pair of cutouts in the body of the instrument. I learned today those are called f-holes, which... not to tell the 16th-century violin makers how to do their jobs, but shouldn't someone have invented a less brutal term for that?

Shalom Harlow

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Shalom Harlow, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

Whereas this looks like a three-fingered troll is sneaking up on her from behind. I hope she hits it with her handbag.

Janicza Bravo

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Janicza Bravo, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Stefanie Keenan/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

I see that clever little profile on the front there. I am ready for giant oversize things to go away, though.

Maya Rudolph

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Maya Rudolph, wearing Schiaparelli, is seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

Not a fan of cream and white, and would love a berry lip with this, but you know. Minor details.

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - OCTOBER 12: Guests are seen as Neiman Marcus Welcomes Schiaparelli's Daniel Roseberry to Los Angeles at John Sowden House on October 12, 2023 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Neiman Marcus)

This is a Lloyd Wright house -- as in, son of Frank LW -- called Sowden House, a Mayan mansion that's also referred to as "the Black Dahlia House." Fun fact, ANTM cycle 6 was shot there, a.k.a. the Jade season. It's stunning.

Schiaparelli Threw a Party in L.A.
With Regina King, Angela Bassett, and many more.

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