The Cast of Scream Queens
I love you, Jamie Lee Curtis. And I think you might be hilarious in a Ryan Murphy slasher-show, given your own slasher-movie pedigree.
Take a good look at Billie Catherine Lourd there in the navy with the great shoes in the middle, because this is the only shot I've got of her. Which is frustrating, because I suspect she looks great.
Lea Michele
In my personal opinion, this would have been so cute as a dress. Right now, it looks like a bathing suit top and a safety-pinned towel.
Emma Roberts
Psst, Emma. Over here. I've got scissors and I know just how to fix this.
Keke Palmer
In which Keke Palmer earns a special award in sartorial achievements, for actually managing to carry off PLEATED CULOTTES. I assume she can also conjure doves out of a top hat and saw people in half, because she's obviously a magician.
Abigail Breslin
I hope Keke turns her powers toward avenging Abigail Breslin. Why did someone decide that she ought to come in costume as a Pink Lady?
Skyler Samuels
Skyler Samuels! Stand still so we can see your dress. Because it appears to be TOTALLY CUTE.
Keke Palmer
The rest of the weekend, all the Scream Queens came out in force. Keke is less successful here with her giant napkin than she was with the culottes.
Keke Palmer
And HOLY POLTERWANG, BATMAN.
Emma Roberts
She looks less Scream Queens than American Wan and Quietly Angry Teen Bride, which I assume is Ryan Murphy's next franchise.
Emma Roberts
This is a little short, but it's good-natured. I wish we had better shots of some of this stuff. Insert my usual complaint about how no one thinks of the bloggers.
Emma Roberts, Lea Michele
Something about Emma's looks so Center Stage to me -- like, they had to have spent about $40 on each of Jodie Sawyer's "nice" dresses in that movie and this would've fit in completely. Lea looks fine, if slightly 90210, and I'm talking about the reboot.
Lea Michele
She can still bring out her carpet face, though. I might take the outfit a bit more seriously without the matching shiny shoes.
Lea Michele
Whereas those shoes are about the only thing giving this life.
Abigail Breslin
The dress is dowdy, yes. But HOW BIG WERE THOSE MOSQUITOS THAT ATE HER AND SHOULD I BE SCARED.
Abigail Breslin
Those hooves are terrible, and dear GOD, nobody should've let anyone try to play Tic Tac Toe on this girl's torso.
Abigail Breslin
I wonder if she and Vanessa Hudgens are secret soulmates.
Skyler Samuels
You might -- MIGHT -- remember her from ABC Family's one-season show "The Nine Lives of Chloe King," where she was basically... I don't know, some kind of cat person, but she also couldn't kiss a guy without killing him or something. It was a lot. Anyway, she looks cute in orange.
Skyler Samuels
Sure! It's fine. She looks nice. AREN'T I GUSHING?
Skyler Samuels
Those shoes make me laugh a little, but not with this outfit. At all.