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# Scrolldown Fug: Abbie Cornish
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/scrolldown-fug-abbie-cornish-06-2016/
- Published: 2016-06-02T21:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2016-06-02T05:35:49.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

It was such an easy fix. Just cut the skirt at the place where it begs to be sliced.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/06/ffn_rij_australians_film_060116_52078994.jpg "Abbie Cornish")

Would a scissor orgy have made this fantastic? No, but it would have been forgettably fine. Maybe even cute. Perhaps she got confused by a homophone and thought it was "fear the SHEAR." When in fact shears are the best cure for the sheers.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]