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# Scrolldown Fug: Gwen Stefani
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/scrolldown-fug-gwen-stefani-08-2015/
- Published: 2015-08-24T16:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:51:50.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Candids, Scrolldown Fug, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

I saw this photo of Gwen leaving Church, shouldering what I assume is one of her kids' Sunday School backpacks, and thought, "Okay, I could be on board, especially because she somehow matched her lens tint to her kid's school supplies."

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/08/ffn-gwen-stefani-church-maf_082315_51830883-e1440374498688.jpg "Gwen Stefani is Spotted Without Her Wedding Ring At Church")

But this is Gwen Stefani we're talking about here, so we cannot assume a cheerful patterned shirt that might end up on the walls of someone's downstairs quarter-bath is JUST a cheerful patterned shirt. We cannot judge the book by its cover. Because when that happens...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/08/FFN-Gwen-Stefani-church-082315_51830889.jpg "Gwen Stefani is Spotted Without Her Wedding Ring At Church")

... what starts out as a piquant rom-com novel suddenly turns out to have intestine-supping nightwalkers in the middle, and six chapters on a malcontented sixty-five year old male were-otter who so clearly and bravely understands women better than they understand themselves and who uses the word "tits" a lot. In other words: nasty surprises lurk. LIKE LADY [BIEBER DIAPERS](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fuggy-fuggy-fuggy-fuuuuuug-03-2013/). I am sure there will be people who accept this on Gwen because she is Gwen, and is great at red lipstick and sunglasses, but I am not one of them. There are no free passes here. THERE IS NO PARDONING THE PELVIC SACK.

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]