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# Scrolldown Fug: Katherine Heigl
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/scrolldown-fug-katherine-heigl-10-2012/
- Published: 2012-10-08T19:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2012-10-08T19:07:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Scrolldown Fug, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

Before we begin, I have to say that Jessica and I watched *One For The Money* recently -- we were in the mood to see a hilariously bad movie -- and oh, boy, was it a mess. Not even fun-bad; just flat-out BAD, and confusing, and therefore depressing. We literally sat there in silence and then turned on Love Ranch, so we could watch Joe Pesci and Helen Mirren be a married couple running a brothel, and I'm not kidding, it was a major step up. Heigl's accent in that movie joins the pantheon of Fake Accents That Come And Go With Reckless Abandon (see also: Jessica Alba from *Honey*), and none of it makes a lick of sense. Wonder if she's missing those *Grey's Anatomy* accolades right about now.

In other news, she appears slowly to be solving the conundrum that was her haircut...

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/10/153471326.jpg "Katherine Heigl")](https://gofugyourself.com/scrolldown-fug-katherine-heigl-10-2012/varietys-power-of-women-presented-by-lifetime-arrivals?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

... but WHAT i going on with her lower half? Those shoes are all wrong (and possibly manure-colored?). And those dishwater tights give her Muppet legs -- as in, they somehow look like exactly the same color and texture as Miss Piggy's. This is only acceptable if you *actually* karate-chop someone who has wronged you and/or can ride a motorcycle through a stained-glass window without sustaining a scratch.

\[Photo: WENN\]