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# Scrolldown Unfug: Carrie Underwood at the CMAs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/scrolldown-unfug-carrie-underwood-at-the-cmas-11-2020/
- Published: 2020-11-12T16:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2020-11-12T04:44:34.000Z
- Description: Don thy thinking caps.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, CMA Awards, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15, Carrie Underwood

After looking at [Carrie's entire CMAs history for a slideshow that ran yesterday](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/carrie-underwood-has-quite-the-cmas-fashion-repertoire-11-2020/), I saw this picture and thought, "Oooh, we might have a hit here!" So sparkly, such a great lion's mane! We just need to sit her down and try out some new lipstick colors! And then:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/11/GettyImages-1285189936-1605149024.jpg "The 54th Annual CMA Awards - Arrivals")

This design seems intentionally to evoke a person who bought a matching coat, and then stopped halfway through removing it. I'm surprised she isn't listing to one side. I could handle the asymmetrical hem without all the fabric that COULD have gone there being stuck to her other hip. I could even do the monosleeve with a more streamlined skirt. But all that jazzy bedazzling -- bejazzling? -- is enough activity that I don't think she needed EITHER flourish and could've done quite nicely if this were a sleeveless sleek column, full stop. (She could use the extra fabric to ADD A CAPE. Maybe?)

Also let's leave clear plastic shoes in 2020, since we apparently neglected to leave them in 2019.

What would you do?