Angela Bassett
Her Holy Radness is in the building. Real talk: I am not into the bustier, and possibly also not the pants, but Angela Bassett manages to put things together that defy my sad Earth logic.
Fergie
She looks nice. I'm astonished they picked up The Four, as I thought the title doubled for the total number of viewers. ZING. What do I know, though.
Terrence Howard
I legit forgot he and Empire even existed, which is saying something considering I briefly recapped the clothing on here. Crazy to think that show, which once set ratings records, is now such a pop culture afterthought.
Taraji P. Henson
She looks superb, as usual. Maybe Cookie can move on to a show I actually watch, like... hang on, I'm drawing a blank. Okay, maybe she can switch networks and become a doctor and join Grey's. Done.
Bryshere Y. Gray
DAPPER. You can come to Shondaland, too, sir.
Emily VanCamp
I want to clip off the bonus lei tickling her upper arm. It doesn't need to be there, and don't you think she spent a lot of time feeling like her dress was falling off before she remembered it was supposed to be there?
Jessica Szohr
Look who's back: It's Vanessa from Brooklyn. It would appear she has been hired to join The Orville. Good luck, Vanessa. I hope it goes better than the Upper East Side did.
Halston Sage
She is already aboard The Orville, and I guess they don't have steamers there.
Shaunette Renee Wilson
She's on The Resident, which is the Matt Czuchry/Emily VanCamp medical drama about how he's going to Change The System, or whatever. (I couldn't make it though the pilot.) And this might be my favorite look from this entire slideshow.
Rachelle Lefevre
I feel like I need to take photos of her hair to my hairdresser. I will of course cover up this outfit first.
Jamie Foxx
Apparently he's hosting a gameshow called "Beat Shazam," which... I assume that's the app-inspired version of Name That Tune, and not something where you challenge Shazam the Rapping Genie to feats of mental and physical strength. He makes a surprisingly effective argument in favor of leopard print blouses.
Mark-Paul Gosselaar
I have Feelings about Grown-Up Zach Morris. Namely, that he's much better this way.
Amy Acker
The Gifted got picked up, so she's back on TV. I appreciate her for wearing a mild version of a cape dress.
Nikki James
And I appreciate HER for the stripes.
JLH and Peter Krause
Peter Krause is a delight. He looks as if being on 911 with Jennifer Love Hewitt is the happiest news he's ever gotten, AND he has a polka-dot tie. BOTH WINS.
Apparently Connie Britton only ever signed on for one season (that seems.... remiss of FOX, but they probably just wanted to launch the show with some star power however it could), and is off shooting Dear John for Bravo. (Based on the LA Times article, not the Judd Hirsch sitcom.) So JLH is coming in as a new character, hopefully one who does not work at a handsy massage parlor, and I for one am delighted this noted kook is back. For what her wardrobe may lack in weirdness...
... she more than makes up for with facial expressions. MAZEL, kid! Glad to see you.