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# Selena Fugmez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/selena-fugmez-2/
- Published: 2014-02-28T18:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:59:33.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Selena Gomez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21132711.xml)

I feel for her. She's had a rough couple months, and who KNOWS how many before that. So I wish she had a Get A Grip friend who could've pulled her aside and said, "That outfit will not solve your problems. It will only create MORE."

## Selena Gomez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21132714.xml)

I mean, was there a shipping accident? Was this supposed to be sent to someone five inches taller, and OOPS, TOO BAD, UPS FAIL, and so she had to pinch and pin the back there (what IS that fold?) and just suck it up and trample the pants all night? Is there someone tall in Hollywood right now who's stuck in a cocktail dress that doesn't cover her business? (And if so, how could we tell who it is? That describes a depressing amount of this town sometimes.) That is the only logic I can find in any of this horrible turn of events. No disrespect to Ben Affleck but I blame the couriers.

## Selena Gomez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21132712.xml)

Or, maybe she was all set for another outfit and then her dog threw up on it, or something, and this was a very hasty and late substitution. Her makeup looks like she was expecting something else, and MAN, I just want to hoik it a little, and the crotch whiskers are RIPPLES of NO and Selena, I wish you the best, but someone should answer for this. At the VERY LEAST make that person handle all your correspondences with Bieber for a month. That'll teach them BOTH.

[Selena FugmezHow do I hate this? Let me count the ways: 1) A lot; 2) SO MUCH; 3) FLAMES. ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE. And so forth. \[Photos: WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21132711.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/selena-fugmez-2-02-2014/)