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# Selena Gomez's Outfit Looks More Like... a Lapse?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/selena-gomezs-outfit-looks-more-like-a-lapse-03-2023/
- Published: 2023-03-31T17:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2023-03-31T02:13:37.000Z
- Description: Surely?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

The few times I've had my makeup or hair done for A Big Thing, usually the play is to wear a button-down shirt so that you can remove it without disturbing anything happening on your head. That is the only explanation I can accept for this satin thing, in this configuration: that Selena wore it during prep, they yanked the shoulders down to put body makeup on her decolletage and shoulders or something, and then someone burst in *Top Chef-*style and said, "TIME'S UP, everybody put down your utensils" and she had to give up and serve the dish with whatever was already on the plate. I don't know if I'd send her home for it, but she'd definitely land in the bottom and have to face the judges.

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