LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Rita Ora attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
This party was for Self Portrait, so I assume they're all wearing Self Portrait? Maybe not. This certainly feels like something Rita Ora would put herself in for a self portrait. This woman loves netting. At least she also loves underpants.
Emily Ratajkowski
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Emily Ratajkowski
Vogue x Self-Portrait party, London, UK - 13 Jul 2023
This is sort of underwhelming, design-wise. Head-wise, she looks like Anne Hathaway.
Rita Ora and Emily Ratajkowski
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Rita Ora and Emily Ratajkowski attend the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
What if these two become best friends? And start taking pap walks together? Our summer would get SO much more interesting.
Issa Rae
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Issa Rae attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
This is reasonably cute, and fairly Barbie. Promoting it without promoting it, maybe.
Bel Powley
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Bel Powley at the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at The Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/GC Images)
I am not convinced these two materials mesh in this manner.
Shakira
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Shakira attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
These pants are a GHASTLY fit on Shakira. This whole outfit feels like she's still hung over from the night before.
Adjoa Andoh
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Adjoa Andoh attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Her head is so great. Her outfit is... fine? Actually, she probably got off very lightly here.
Mae Muller
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Mae Muller attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
I was listening to her Eurovision song just yesterday. It's a bop. The shoes with the square toes always end up making the wearer's feet look stubby -- it's a very weird illusion.
Hari Nef
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Hari Nef attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Lots of sheers in here, by the way. This makeup reminds of when I was trying to learn eye shadow application as a kid, and just painted it ALL right on there.
Neelam Gill
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: (EDITORS NOTE: Image contains partial nudity) Neelam Gill attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
Whoops, I didn't prepare you. Although I DID warn you about the sheers.
Maya Jama
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Maya Jama attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
She is lovely and this is extremely, surprisingly reasonable!
Ikram Abdi Omar
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Ikram Abdi Omar attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
That's quite dramatic and fab.
Cassie Clare
LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 13: Cassie Clare attends the British Vogue x Self Portrait Summer Party at Chiltern Firehouse on July 13, 2023 in London, England. (Photo by Jed Cullen/Dave Benett/Getty Images)
I don't understand mixing up any of this -- the dress, the robe, the shoes -- but she has nice taste in individual pieces. And maybe just slightly wacky taste in recipes.
