In addition to all the other things that annoy me about this cover, I hate how they laid out the headline. The whole thing feels like a waste of a great opportunity.

What in the heck is this? Why are they blowing hair into Linda's mouth? Why is Cindy sniffing her armpit? WHY ARE WE DOING THIS WITH THE FOUR MOST FAMOUS MODELS.

Okay and here, Cindy looks like she just smelled something utterly foul that took her by surprise.

And I guess in this one Christy Turlington suddenly has pinkeye?!? And Cindy's right hand looks so awkward. HOW DO YOU BOTCH THIS.

Vogue Made a Super Subpar Supermodel Cover

Zounds.