Tara Reid

There is something so comforting in the fact that no matter what's happening in the world, Tara Reid will always have a bad, bad dress in her closet.

Cassie Scerbo

I can already picture her at 65 wearing this EXACT SAME OUTFIT (and starring in Sharknado The Musical).

Ian Ziering

You know, being the King of the Sharknado franchise is a fitting career apex for either Ian Ziering OR his later-ego Steve Sanders. 

Dominique Swain

Hey now! Remember Dominique? There was a time in her youth, when she was Lolita, when it felt like she and Kirsten Dunst were maybe going to be competing for roles. That didn't go as planned, perhaps. But if you're thinking D Swain hasn't been working much, THINK AGAIN. Look at the sheer number of 2017s on ther IMDb page. I don't know what any of them are, but who cares? Paychecks! They can buy new shoes. Ahem.

Eileen Davidson

Oh, EILEEN. Did you always fancy neck belts, even back in the DAYS days, or was it only when you became a Real Housewife?

Hal Sparks

This whole slideshow is HEY REMEMBER THIS PERSON??? But: Hey, remember Hal Sparks?

Jai Rodriguez

Or this dude? Oh, Jai. Those shorts are so tight, they might be neutering you.

Kendra Wilkinson

This outfit says, "Where am I?"

Bai Ling

THIS outfit says, "I'm going to let Tara Reid be the Bai Ling of this party." PS: Bai, you matched your mouth to your shoes. Love it. Welcome back again for the millionth time.

Greg Louganis

Greg is IN the movie, y'all. How did this happen?

John Hennigan

John here won Tough Enough 3, which I worked on, and aired in... oh, let's see, 2002? Maybe 2003? He was SO CUTE when he was on the show. His face was on my birthday cake. And then I lost track of him, and then found out that he actually DID become a wrestler, and THEN this haircut happened, and... it's over, John. I wish you well.

Nichelle Nichols

THE LEGEND. Live long and prosper indeed.

Let's Talk About The Fact That There Is A Sharknado 5 Now

And that it stars Nichelle Nichols, Greg Louganis, and... Bret Michaels?!?