Sharon Stone in D&G

This is a very major, very Cannes-worthy dress and objectively I love her for going for something so very over the top.

Sharon Stone in D&G

I mean, you're in Cannes. BE IN CANNES.

Sharon Stone in D&G

Does this ballgown have pockets?!

Poppy Delevingne in D&G

This is ALSO D&G -- they are really getting back out there -- and I regret to note that I absolutely love it on her. Pairing this with those blue earrings is inspired.

Sofia Resing in Nicolas Jebran

She looks good in this, but I also feel like we're seeing fewer Models in Complicated Naked-Ish Dresses this year, which makes the ones we DO see feel even more dated. Love the color, though.

Chiara Sampaio

See? Facially so gorgeous, but this is a little boring now.

Elisa De Panicis

Can we interest you in a sexy trenchcoat?

Louis Garrel

Louis Garrel continues to look a bit like a rumpled hot professor who just wandered in to the event. Louis, your part in Little Women has been wrapped for AGES now!

Luna Wedler in Valentino

This is a VERY fancy housedress and, yes, I'm obsessed with it.

Hana Cross

While I personally find the "I'm going to languidly touch my collarbone" pose somewhat silly outside of an actual photoshoot....this dress is good Gatsby fun. Ideally without anyone getting their boob ripped off by a car. (Spoiler???)

Blanca Blanco

This is VERY eccentric! I feel like she might be here to read my aura.

Rose Betram

The pattern of the beading on this makes her look slightly like a dining room chair but overall, it's hard to be too mad at this.

Amy Jackson

This is dreamy and probably required its own hotel room.

Marta Lonzo

Honestly very cool. I sort of wish Sharon had worn THIS.

Get Ready, Cannes, Because Sharon Stone Has FREAKING ARRIVED

And it's major.