Sharon Stone in Taormina

If Sharon was gonna do the twinkly sheer sheath, I wish she'd gone for something more fun underneath, and not a black slip that looks like she sawed the hem with a butter knife.

Sharon Stone and Charlize Theron

This is from earlier in the month, in which Charlize wore a middling outfit and perfect lipstick, and Sharon is serving... a surprising amount of Hillary Clinton?

Sharon Stone

Speaking of IMPACT, that feather sleeve is it.

Shaz in Taormina

I find this so amusing. This was a dedicated Sharon Stone photocall; she looks like she is the benefactress of a small Italian village who is getting ready to have a statue erected in her honor.

The sunnies also really make it.

"THANK YOU FOR LOVING ME AND FOR GIVING ME THE FREEDOM TO BE A THROW-PILLOW."

"Is Sharon Stone Still a Glamorous Noted Kook?" You Might Wonder

You know the answer.