She-Hulk Premiere

Tatiana Maslany in Rosetta Getty

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 15: Tatiana Maslany attends Marvel Studios "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" Los Angeles Premiere at El Capitan Theatre on August 15, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

Is this really fashion design, or is it just slicing and stapling fabric? Tatiana worked hard for those abs, and I get wanting to show them off, but there have to be a MILLION more interesting ways to do it.

Jameela Jamil in Monique Vee

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 15: Jameela Jamil attends Marvel Studios "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" Los Angeles Premiere at El Capitan Theatre on August 15, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jerod Harris/GA/The Hollywood Reporter via Getty Images)

I can't tell if this fit is bad, or if it's just that she's hunching and making it look more precarious on top than it is. The dress has an obvious comic-book feel that's at least appropriate — Law had it custom made for this — but her boobs look like they're a minute away from twirling and hypnotizing me into a crime.

Mark Ruffalo

Mark Ruffalo looks exactly like Mark Ruffalo always looks, and is a welcome calming sea.

Ginger Gonzaga

WHAT IS THIS HORRIFIC MAGICAL GIFT?? I have never before, in all my blogging life, had to say, "I don't think her bra goes with her sheer tunic's torso ruffle." There truly is a first time and day for everything. MARK THIS HISTORY.

Renee Elise Goldsberry

Whew, soaps run DEEP. Even lo these many years after One Life to Live, I still first say "Evangeline" when I see her. Those LOOK like they might be giant cargo pants, but I think it's actually a skirt. It definitely looks like it's designed by R.E.I., with a top by Party City.

Kat Coiro (director)

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA - AUGUST 15: Kat Coiro attends Marvel Studios "She-Hulk: Attorney at Law" Los Angeles Premiere at El Capitan Theatre on August 15, 2022 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Jon Kopaloff/WireImage)

Her top definitely has ears.

Xochitl Gomez

We're back on track with a great gold suit. BLESS.

Anjali Bhimani

I love the idea of this caftan, but the ruching is too much for me. This caftan needs Botox.

Jon Bass

Those are some serious pleated pants. And some SERIOUS lapels. This seriously might be polyester, from a costume shop.

Josh Segarra

And brown, the unexpected color of the year, comes roaring back to the playground. This needs socks, methinks?

Marie-Lou Nurk and Jason Oppenheim

Jason is really into going to premieres lately. He's ... putting the "Opp" in "opportunity," or... something. He also seems like a dude who'd have his own satin bowling shirt, but for an actual office team, so let's hope that's a season 6 plot.