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# Shine Fug Like a Diamond
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/shine-fug-like-a-diamond/
- Published: 2013-03-05T22:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:01:48.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## What?

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/91996pcn_rihanna06.xml)

Two pairs. Of jeans. At once.

## WHAT?

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/91996pcn_rihanna03.xml)

It's not two waistbands, or one pair of jeans sewn to another pair of jeans. IT'S TWO JEANS AT ONCE. She put on one pair of jeans and then had to wiggle into ANOTHER PAIR OF JEANS. This seems at best uncomfortable.

## WHA

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/92011pcn_rihanna10.xml)

AND DUMB.

## !

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/92010pcn_rihanna04.xml)

I mean, seriously. At least invest in a belt for one of them, dude.

[Shine Fug Like a DiamondDear Rihanna, When we said LOOK INTO PANTS, we didn't mean PANTS PLURAL. \[Photos: PacCoastNews\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/91996pcn_rihanna06.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/shine-fug-like-a-diamond-03-2013/)