SI: Tyra. Or BanX.

BanX

So, here is Tyra, wearing the weird genital bag that SI really loves to put on people. I love seeing her back in the game; I'm not sure that's the best FACE modeling I've ever seen her do? But then again, it doesn't matter, because it's still Tyra and she's still staring right AT ME, and it's better than...

Alex Morgan

NORTH AMERICA usage for the promotion of the 2019 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue only, ending June 8, 2019. Credit: Ben Watts/SPORTS ILLUSTRATED. Caption must include the words "on sale now". Mandatory link back to SI.com/Swimsuit with all use. ALL INTERNATIONAL VIDEO AND PHOTO USE MUST COME THROUGH SI CONTENT MANAGEMENT: Prem_Kalliat@timeinc.com. Summer 2019 Sports Illustrated Cover: Swimsuit: 2019 Issue: Portrait of Alex Morgan posing during photo shoot. Saint Lucia 3/12/2019 CREDIT: Ben Watts

... Alex Morgan's photo, in which her abs look AMAZING but her face looks like she was just hanging out on this log having a conversation and just noticed some creeper with a long lens.

Camille Kostek

NORTH AMERICA usage for the promotion of the 2019 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue only, ending June 8, 2019. Credit: Josephine Clough/SPORTS ILLUSTRATED. Caption must include the words "on sale now". Mandatory link back to SI.com/Swimsuit with all use. ALL INTERNATIONAL VIDEO AND PHOTO USE MUST COME THROUGH SI CONTENT MANAGEMENT: Prem_Kalliat@timeinc.com. Summer 2019 Sports Illustrated Cover: Swimsuit: 2019 Issue: Portrait of Camille Kostek posing during photo shoot. Kangaroo Island, Australia 10/23/2018 CREDIT: Josephine Clough

Freckles are so in right now. I'm curious how many of them are naturally hers; I don't know if it's makeup, or weird airbrushing, or just her actual tanning situation, but that line on her cheek where her head goes from tan to fair is very strange and feels like someone went a little nuts with the Photoshop. It's distracting. Otherwise, she looks SO much like a freckled Jaime King to me, and fun fact, she's Rob Gronkowski's girlfriend. She apparently won a model search they did last year, and this must be thrilling, and I do not spite either her OR Alex their covers, but... again, I don't know why you dilute the effect of putting BanX on the cover by having it not be the ONLY cover.