Heidi Klum
She both looks delightfully glamorous, and completely bonkers, like whoever made the dress drank a bunch of Robitussin and then found an old scrunchie in the bathroom cabinet.
Leona Lewis
Do we dare think this might just be a casualty of the angle? It's sort of cute, but might also be stumpifying her a tad. I can't tell. I CAN discern that the sexy gold shoes are doing something that would make me crazy: failing to bring in her pinky toes.
Mel B
I legit think this is just her bathrobe and she was in the middle of getting ready for something else.
Kelly Clarkson
KELLY KELLY KELLY (sung like Woody from Cheers), you look darling.
Kelly is sitting with her husband, I believe, but every photo service we saw called it Harry Connick, Jr. (hey, maybe he grew a beard...?) I'm sure Kelly loves her husband, but I also feel like even SHE probably wanted this to be Harry Connick Jr.
Katharine McPhee and David Foster
Girl, what are you wearing. You're in your 30s and you're about to become the fifth wife of a dude with children older than you are, and you're semi-infantilizing yourself in something that looks like it came from Forever 21.
with PrettyMuch (?)
Simon conveniently has another band to promote, so they popped by. If I am remembering correctly, they aren't terrible? "Pretty much," someone will reply, and maybe that's how they got their name. HOWEVER: Someone in the comments is pretty much sure it's not PrettyMuch, so it's possible they're some OTHER band and the photogs at this event were just really not on top of their game.
Simon Cowell
Real talk: This was the day after the America's Got Talent live show we featured this morning, and he's basically in the same thing. Did he even change? Does he just own ALL boot-cut jeans and Sad Playboy Yacht Owner shirts? I've bitched about this ENDLESSLY lately but it's still astonishing to me. Maybe putting his star in front of a mall is low-key trolling him. It's the universe trying to FORCE him to shop.
However, his son is ADORABLE.