SJP in D&G

Sarah Jessica often dresses like an extravagantly rich and mischievous 79 year old widow who has decided to wear her money as often as possible in case she dies tomorrow. This would be A Whole Freaking Lot even without the fringe hem AND fringe sleeves; with them, it's about fifty degrees beyond Extra. And when she herself is 79, I feel like we'll see it again. 

It does look groovy when she swings it around.

It says a lot about this ensemble as a whole that my comment here is, "Underneath, she's just wearing an ornate gold cocktail dress." Yep, JUST your run-of-the-mill ornate gold dress.

Jennifer Tilly

Jennifer's face says, "Nobody offered ME an eccentric cape."

Is SJP Warming Up For The Met Gala?

I don't think Sarah Jessica Parker went to last year's Met Gala, which is so unusual; usually she's right there on the front lines with something wackadoo. Maybe the previous year, when her Hamilton-inspired Monse suit went over like the Reynolds Pamphlet, was enough to make her want to take a break. I guess we'll know in a month whether she's going to make a triumphant return, but in the meantime, she's certainly not shying away from some practice drama. [Photo: Richie Buxo/SilverHub/REX/Shutterstock]