SJP Wears a Giant Red Dress

Sarah Jessica Parker

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I must admit: This ENORMOUS 80s ballgown rather pleases me. She looks extremely like she's about to wrestle someone into a lily pond and who ISN'T feeling that at this time? Sure, she's got weird-ass half-gloves that MIGHT be shackling her to her gown, but who isn't shackled to her dress right now, truly, in an emotional sense?

Sarah

Tragically, though, this back is awful. Illusion netting has done enough to us, America: Reject it in your ballgowns.

Andy, Matthew, SJP

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Andy likes it; Matthew Broderick apparently has notes. I suspect SJP doesn't want to hear them, and I can't blame her on that one.