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Snow White And The Huntsman - World Premiere

Charlize is pretty stoked to be out of the house.

Snow White And The Huntsman - World Premiere

Do you think Charlize and Kristen had a phone call about this prior to the event?

CHARLIZE: What are you wearing?

KRISTEN: Black sheer craziness.

CHARLIZE: Sweet! Me too! See you later!

Chris Hemsworth

The Hems looks good -- especially for a man with a brand new baby at home. I am not sure if his pants look 100% right, but...I mean, he's fine. By which I mean both "okay," and "foiiiiiiine."

Thoughtful K Stew

When we wrote about this particular Marchesa line, Heather said, "Some a'hole will put this on though, and probably with minimal undergarments." I swear to you, we NEVER would have thought K. Stew would have been that a-hole. (My bet was on Lea Michele -- sorry, Lea. Also, sorry, Kristen. I don't actually think you are an a-hole. I actually basically like you.) She appears to be regretting it.

Snow White And The Huntsman - World Premiere

I DO like her eye makeup. I am also grateful that she appears to be wearing sufficient undergarments. I actually don't hate this from the waist up. It's just THE REST OF IT.

Snow White And The Huntsman - World Premiere

SEE WHAT I MEAN? It has a giant vaginal mustache.

Snow White And The Huntsman - World Premiere

In comparison, this dress -- which, in a non-comparative situation, I ALSO hate -- looks fine. In the sense of "okay," not the sense of "foiiiiine."

Snow White and the Fugsman, plus Well Played, Chris Hemsworth
This went to a weird place.

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