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# Sofia Carson Continues to Be Everything Everywhere All at Once
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/sofia-carson-continues-to-be-everything-everywhere-all-at-once-08-2022/
- Published: 2022-08-30T17:00:35.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-30T17:59:05.000Z
- Description: No hot dog fingers, though.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

First off -- these shoes are very silly. Everyone is wearing them now and I accept that, and they're not the end of the world, but they are very clompy and ridiculous. I will note that they might be useful if you have to walk through a puddle and you don't care if you ruin them, though. Or if you're a short person who is going to the market and you know you're going to need to take things off the top shelf. Or if you're auditioning for the role of a person who is notably taller than you are. Or if you are dating a very tall person and kissing them makes your neck hurt. Otherwise: Clompy!

The rest of this is pleasantly I Just Got Married At The Courthouse And Took Off The Little Jacket That Came With This. To which I say: Mazel tov!

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