
I honestly think this whole thing is an attempt to reinvent the wheel and would have been much cooler if it were just...full-on neck-to-toe black velvet. Seasonal? No. But dramatic!

This is kooky. From the side, it's like she's wearing a napkin as a top.

DRAMATIC. Actually, this would be great on the back of a figure skater.

The earrings ARE a good distraction.
