Solange
I called this "Solangely Played," because she loves an unusual shape, and those pants FOR SURE have Big Hero 6 volume (they remind me of the kids at the beans' school who went as Beymax for Halloween and staggered around in, basically, inflated pants). But it's also SWINTONly Played, isn't it, a bit? Couldn't you see Tilda enjoying the hell out of this liquid-look metallic suit that may or may not be two pieces (but probably is) and may or may not be light as air? Wait... has anyone seen Solange and SWINTON in the room at the same time? Maybe they are as one.
Solange on SNL
I couldn't tell if it was SOLANGE that sounded off during this performance, or the infamous SNL sound issues (I often think their acoustics and/or mix are unflattering to vocals). But nobody was paying attention to that anyway, once they saw her essentially dressed as a dreamcatcher. Apparently that is a woven and braided halo that took 40 hours to complete. She looks like Charlotte got fed up with using her web to promote a pig and said, "Enjoy the bacon, Fern. It's ME TIME."
Solange
She is also, obviously, wearing a very expensive fisherman's net. I feel like the Victoria's Secret people would do well to break out of their winged mold and ask Solange to style next year's show,
Solange
Her head looks so great here, but the outfit is a travesty by comparison. However, I do need to show you what Beyonce wore to support her in the audience. OF COURSE SHE DID. She couldn't just throw on jeans, boots, and a cute sweater, like most sisters would. No, she had to be all, "IT'S BEN FRANKLIN WITH THE KEY AND THE KITE. YOU SEE IT RIGHT?" [/hamilton]