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Megan Pormer in Jacquemus,

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421fl) Megan Pormer Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

She is an actress/model who tends to dress for -- let's say -- maximum impact. This feels like a lot on a lot of levels! (I also saw this in the background of Mandy Moore's Instastories yesterday and the back was a bit more butt-cheeky than I might personally opt for.) I will say...I think this hat is very funny.

Rachel Bilson in Jacquemus,

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10437135af) Rachel Bilson Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Historic Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

This is crisp and great.

Karen Gillan in Zimmerman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421q) Karen Gillan Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

This has a real 90s I Shop at Wasteland vibe to it that I think works for her general aesthetic; it's hard to dress for polo and NOT be super girly.

Mae Whitman

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421y) Mae Whitman Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

I suspect this doesn't photograph as cute as it may have looked in person. It WOULD be good for a hipster wedding, though. I can visualize it!

Garcelle Beauvais

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421gx) Garcelle Beauvais Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

I wish SHE had a worn a giant hat with this!

Golden Brooks

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421cc) Golden Brooks Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

It cracks me up how much this pose says, "hello, LOOK AT MY BAG" and I get it. This bag is very cute.

Jessica Lowndes

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10437135bk) Jessica Lowndes Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Historic Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

I mean, this is reasonable. (I might have opted for a wedge, for better divot-stomping.)

Aja Naomi King in Farm Rio

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421m) Aja Naomi King Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

"Does she need earrings?" I asked. And then I noticed that she HAS THEM! (They blended into the bushes.) Fine! No further notes!

Maggie Lawson

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421ga) Maggie Lawson Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

This has a glam 30s feel but it might need a belt, right?

Mandy Moore in Lela Rose

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Broadimage/Shutterstock (10437135bv) Mandy Moore Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Historic Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

Sure! It's always nice to dress to match the champs bottle, too. (This might technically also be a pattern, but we're here now.)

AnnaLynne McCord

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Willy Sanjuan/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (10437175t) AnnaLynne McCord attends the 10th Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic at Will Rogers State Historic Park, in Los Angeles, Calif 10th Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

This feels like AnnaLynne is starring in an unauthorized sequel to American Hustle, playing the Amy Adams role, and while that sounds snarky, I also think Amy Adams looked amazing in the part so it's also complimentary.

Lake Bell in Rosetta Getty

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Chelsea Lauren/Shutterstock (10435421aa) Lake Bell Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic, Arrivals, Will Rogers State Park, Los Angeles, USA - 05 Oct 2019

I feel like I just don't totally get these pants? They always feel to me like designers were like, "ugh, pants are boring. What can we do with pants that is NEW?? Cropped AND flared? Crazy but let's try it!"

A Few Celebs Didn't Get the Memo About Patterns For Polo
"Patterns for Polo" is the name of my new lifestyle blog, which I just started this second.

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