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# Some Cannes Sheers
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/some-cannes-sheers/
- Published: 2021-07-16T17:45:26.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-15T23:17:50.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

## Poppy Delevingne

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/07/gettyimages-1233996249-1626388671-scaled.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 15: Poppy Delevingne attends the Chopard Paradise Dinner during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 15, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by David M. Benett/Dave Benett/Getty Images)

The part of this dress about which I want to know more: the front of the underpants, which... are those buttons? Grommets? Is it something on the underside of the ribbon that appears to be there? The part of the outfit about which I want to know less: the rest.

## Elisa De Panicis

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/GettyImages-1328887458-1626388691.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 15: Elisa De Panicis attends the "France" screening during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 15, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Daniele Venturelli/WireImage)

This dress is going to haunt my dreams. I can see her underpants and her bod is staring back at me and neither of us can save ourselves from this fate which Elisa has prescribed. This confuses and alarms me. Perhaps she heard someone cooing over Timmy (Chalemet)'s eyes and heard it as TUMMY EYES and just f'ing made it happen.

## Kimberley Garner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/GettyImages-1328888576-1626388701.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 15: Kimberley Garner attends the "France" screening during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 15, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

"I'm sorry, I thought we were still gluing curtains to our boobs. I need TUMMY EYES now?"

## Victoria Bonya

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/GettyImages-1328889393-1626388711.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 15: Victoria Bonya attends the "France" screening during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 15, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

The optical illusion of this dress is that she has no legs and is merely floating through the party on a bed of air and witchcraft.

## Angelina Kali

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/GettyImages-1328922469-1626388719.jpg)

CANNES, FRANCE - JULY 15: Angelina Kali attends the "Haut Et Fort (Casablanca Beats)" screening during the 74th annual Cannes Film Festival on July 15, 2021 in Cannes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Well at least I can PARSE this.

## Melanie Thierry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12212115o-1626388739.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by LAURENT LAURENT VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (12212115o) Jean-Marie Larrieu, Melanie Thierry, Arnaud Larrieu 'Tralala' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 13 Jul 2021 Wearing Celine

Mon ami, no -- and I mean that about the hair and eye-shadow, too. Vehemently. Because if the dress were not sheer, if it had just a smidge more lining, those other two things would still be the pits.

## Melanie Thierry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12205595y-1626388729.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12205595y) Melanie Thierry 'The French Dispatch' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 12 Jul 2021 Wearing Dior

Melanie seems bra-averse. Her girls are handling that better than mine would, so applause, but she also seems completely cool with everyone being like, "I know every contour of your nipple." This dress also looks like it was tied around her very hurriedly five minutes before she left.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12211075w-1626390553.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Vianney Le Caer/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (12211075w) Melanie Thierry poses for photographers upon arrival at the premiere of the film 'The French Dispatch' at the 74th international film festival, Cannes, southern France 2021 The French Dispatch Red Carpet, Cannes, France - 12 Jul 2021

Oh, yes, that expresses how I feel very well. Thank you.

## Melanie Thierry

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12213920a-1626388765.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by JP PARIENTE/LAURENT VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (12213920a) Melanie Thierry 'Tralala' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

How cute is this, though? A palate cleanser.

## Maria Bakalova in Louis Vuitton

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12212993a-1626388756.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Action Press/Shutterstock (12212993a) Maria Bakalova 'Women Do Cry' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

That's objectively bonkers, and I think LV is some advanced-level batshittery that a relative newbie to the scene would do well to avoid. It swallows her whole.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12212569c-1626388748.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Shutterstock (12212569c) Maria Bakalova, tattoo detail 'Women Do Cry' photocall, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

Also she has a tattoo of a spider descending from a string of web, and I mean this with sincere curiosity and no judgment: WHY GOD. How many people do you think catch a glimpse f it and scream and start whacking at her leg with their napkins or whatever?

## Karidja Tour

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12214138n-1626388774.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by LAURENT LAURENT VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (12214138n) Karidja Tour Le Figaro Madame Dinner, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

That jacket is a yes.

## Kat Graham

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12214835i-1626388793.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Matt Baron/Shutterstock (12214835i) Kat Graham 'France' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 Jul 2021

Kat Graham has been working overtime at Cannes to up her visibility -- listen, if you can get there and do it, DO IT, I begrudge no one their Cannes moments of visibility -- and it's been very interesting. This is so lovely when wrangled thusly...

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12216101b-1626388840.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Alberto Terenghi/Shutterstock (12216101b) Kat Graham 'France' premiere, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 15 Jul 2021

... and so meh from the other side.

## Kat Graham

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12214138q-1626388784.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by LAURENT LAURENT VU/SIPA/Shutterstock (12214138q) Kat Graham Le Figaro Madame Dinner, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

I am not sure this fits...?

## Spike Lee

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12215299s-1626388828.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Zed Jameson/SIPA/Shutterstock (12215299s) Spike Lee The Mayor's Lunch, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

Of COURSE Spike Lee has a French flag cap. This feels right and proper for lunch with the mayor.

## Melanie Laurent

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12215299i-1626388803.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Zed Jameson/SIPA/Shutterstock (12215299i) Melanie Laurent seen during The Mayor's Lunch The Mayor's Lunch, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

I am not sure I would have paired that top with white pants, but she's pulling it off.

## Maggie Gyllenhaal

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/07/shutterstock_editorial_12215299p-1626388815.jpg)

Mandatory Credit: Photo by Zed Jameson/SIPA/Shutterstock (12215299p) Spike Lee and Maggie Gyllenhaal The Mayor's Lunch, 74th Cannes Film Festival, France - 14 Jul 2021

HOWEVER. The clear and obvious winner has arrived. Even with the putty-colored shoes, that is some movie-star aura right there. She looks fabulous and I want to go to there. Emotionally. Well, and physically.

[Cannes Has Ponied Up More Intriguing SheersIf you replace "intriguing" with the sound of me screaming into a void.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/07/gettyimages-1233996249-1626388671-scaled.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-has-ponied-up-more-intriguing-sheers-07-2021/)