Priyanka Chopra (in Richard Quinn) and Nick Jonas

It says something that Priyanka is wrapped in two thousand yards of dramatic floral and I'm mostly like, "ugh, those shoes, Nick! What are you doing!" (His suit is great, too. I get that this is the Fashion Awards and those shoes are Fashion but ugh, I just can't.)

Priyanka Chopra (in Richard Quinn) and Nick Jonas

Priyanka LOVES a long trench -- remember, she wore one to the Met where she and Nick debuted? (He actually looked great at that Met. Also, 2017 Me was NOT convinced they were for real. I am pleased to be wrong!)

Priyanka Chopra (in Richard Quinn)

This is -- obviously -- a lot of look and she sort of looks like she got up to mischief at the wrapping paper factory. And yet it's also pretty fun and charming on her.

Gabrielle Union in Valentino

I downloaded more pics than I need of this dress from this angle and it's because she looks AMAZING. HELLO. PLEASE BEHOLD THIS PERSON. The hair! The makeup! Her face! The jewelry! The color of this gown!

Gabrielle Union in Valentino

I MEAN HONESTLY.

Gabrielle Union in Valentino

This is spectacular. She looks stunning.

Munroe Bergdorf in Robert Wun

This reminds me of , although more...verdant, I guess?

Billie Piper in Vivienne Westwood

This is sort of like High Fashion Sexy Cinderella. (It doesn't really speak to me personally, but I see where they're doing with it.)

Wallis Day

We have moved into the thigh portion of this event. I THINK this is a half leotard/half dress, which isn't necessarily something we needed as a society although I DO think it's nice in case a gymnastic meet breaks out.

Rochelle Humes in Galia Lahav

We continue to be in the thigh aisle. THE THISLE.

Iris Law

This feels very Princess Leia-in-the-gold-bikini adjacent, and I do need to note that she is VERY pretty. (She looks a little like Miley Cyrus to me.)

Iris Law

But this overall look feels a little....refried Dune.

Griff in Simone Rocha

She's a British musician and this does have a vague Bjork vibe. Listen, if you're going to do it, DO IT and I think she's doing it.

Paul Mescal in Gucci

I put this in the Over The Top post because this feels over-the-top FOR HIM. He doesn't look bad but he DOES look like he just hired a new stylist with a strong point of view.

Evan Mock in Fendi

I don't LOVE this -- I wish he'd worn a tee shirt -- but he takes a lot of fashion risks and they're always interesting and I do like THAT.

Law Roach

I think Law looks really elegant in this; I'm not sure if you saw this news, but he recently tragically lost a very young member of his family in a terrible accident and I cannot imagine what he is going through. I hope this event was a welcome distraction and he's getting love and comfort from his friends and family.

Maye Musk in Tony Ward

This is dramatic! She is a famous model, and also Elon Musk's mother. (That family has....a lot going on.) The sash here feels very State Dinner With Her Majesty the Queen, and I'm sure Q2II is ordering this right now.

Georgia May Jagger in Tommy Hilfiger

Tommy Hilfiger was honored at this event and I wish this was....better? It is just like a series of tubes hidden under a coat.

Cindy Bruna in Richard Quinn

BONNET TIME! You know someone has an arresting face when you're able to pull off a red, ruffled LITERAL BONNET. Like, her face is being BIRTHED here and my take is, "wow, she's so pretty!"

Cindy Bruna in Richard Quinn

This is just like A LOT of look. I look forward to reading the thought-pieces in 40 years about the sociological reasons we all were wearing giant ruffles and huge sleeves in this time in history.

Elsa Hosk in Richard Quinn

This is quite dreamy. (I hate the gloves but I GET the gloves, you know?)

Elsa Hosk in Richard Quinn

It's secretly leggy!

Kosar Ali in Richard Quinn

This is dreamy!

Eiza González in Paco Rabanne

Speaking of a lot of look! Perhaps TOO MUCH look. (That red lip is aces though.)

Kaya Scodelario in Bota Aksu

This is like high fashion Jiffy Pop, but...I....like it? Is that weird? It's fun!

Pixie Lott in Schiaparelli

This is low-key and honestly great on her, and then....

Pixie Lott's Feet in Schiaparelli

....creepy. (But cool. But creepy.)

Bella Poarch in Richard Quinn

We already saw this once on Hailee Steinfeld, but I think it's MUCH better with these boots than the way Hailee styled it.

Hailee Steinfeld in H&M

SPEAKING OF! This is actually very cute on her.

Tommy Dorfman in Richard Quinn

This is almost EXACTLY as it was styled on the runway. Tommy wears it well but I honestly think this look just feels like too much of a mish-mosh. (She was right to skip the gloves.)

Ella Balinska in Richard Quinn

This originally had interesting leggings under it, and I think she's right to do something more simple. (Heather, at the time, noted that she thought this would get snapped up because it was "less confusing" than the rest of this line and it's true.)

Olivia Culpo

This is, yes, a bit of a figure-skating costume, but it's a VERY cute one.

Poppy Delevingnee

This isn't honestly a complaint, but this has a real Endora From Bewitched Vibe.

Kehlani in H&M

I am STUNNED that this is H&M -- usually H&M's custom stuff for big deal events look a little droopy, but this is charming and a blast on her.

Billy Porter in Richard Quinn

VERY striking on Billy.

Billy Porter

Billy Porter hosted this event and he arrived IN STYLE! Is this the new version of showing up in an egg? He brought a dance squad! This man LOVES an entrance.

There Were Some Delightfully OTT Looks at the British Fashion Awards Last Night!

Wake up with some DRAMA.